Husband: agr meri lottery nikal aaye to tm kya karogi? wife: main aadhe paise le kr tumy chhor dungi.. husband: meri 100 rs ki lottery nikli hy ye lo 50 or dafaa ho jao…’
Admin:meri bv bohat achi hai,mujhe sardi mai pani garam kr k deti hai. dost:nahane k liye? admin:nahi yar,bartan dhonay k liye….
Wife kal apne phir apni secretary k sath movie dekhi? husband kya karein,darling aj kal ki movies family k sath dekhny k qaabil kahan hain’
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. kisi ne pocha kese jala? admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka engine choom liye :-d
Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap? shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha? biwi (khush hote huye): haan haan mujhe yaad hai !! shohar: mein us ke saath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hun.
Husband to wife: hypnotise karna kya hota hai ? wife: kisi ko apne qaabu me kar k apni marzi k kam karwana . . . . . husband: chal jhooti usay to shadi kehte hain
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “i am having such a wonderful time! wish you were her
Wife-main marne ja rahi hu. husband-ye lo “dairy milk” wife-q? husband-khushi k moqay pe kuch meetha hojaye.:-)
Wife: main ne suna hai ke jannat main mardon ko hooren milen gi, tou aurton ko kya milay ga? husband: kuch naheen, yeh offer sirf mazloomon ke liye hai,
Mard ki zindgi mein ” 3 dolls ” ati hyn 1 uski beti “baby doll” 2nd uski girlfriend “barbi doll” 3rd us ki bivi “panadol” wo bhi extra :-d
3 women. . topic: husband se kam krwana. american: mene husband se kaha k aynda khana tum pakao gay. 2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya 3rd day usne rost bana liya german: mene husband se kaha k aynda gehr ki safai tum kroge. 2nd day wo chup raha. 3rd day pura ghar saaf tha. pakistani: mene un se kaha k apne kapre ap khud wash krein gay, aagle din mujhe kuch nazar na aaya 2nd day b kuch nazar na aya . . 3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri tu thora nazar aya :-d
Shadi se pehle: hero no.1 shadi k bad: cooli no.1 shadi se pehle: main ne pyar kia. shadi k bad: ye main ne kya kia. shadi se pehle: kahona peyar hy. shadi k bad: ye sb bekar hy shadi se phle: tum bin raha na jae. shadi k bad: tum ko saha na jae. shadi se pehle: hum dil de choke sanam. shadi k bad: yeh kia kar choke hain hum shadi se pehle: i love you shadi k bad: i kill u shadi se phle: milne kab aao gi. shadi k bad: mekay kab jao gi.:-(