1 aadmi bus driver se: kitne ghante bus me rehte ho? bus driver: 24 ghante. aadmi herat se: wo kese? bus driver: 12 ghante is bus me. 12 ghante b.v k “bus”me.
Wife- if i dismiss the cook ‘n make food myself for a month, what will you pay me..? husband- i won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.. !:)
Define checkmate: when you tell your wife that you saw a lady on the street who looked exactly like her ‘n she asks “was she hot? you can’t say no or yes…..
Love is docomo, do the new. mariage is idea can change ur life wife is hutch, where ever you go she folows but frienship is airtel 1atut bandhan
All husbands are like bluetooth…. always connected when wife is around… but the moment wife is away, they automatically start searching for the new devices.. !!
One million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. “an idea,that can change your wife” while real word was(life).
Husbad b.v se: pani pilo do. . . . b.v kya pyaas lagi hai? . . . husbnd(ghusse se): “nai”gala waikhna ae kidron”leek”te nai.
Brain is very important part of body, it is active 24 hours . . 365 days, . . it starts working, when you born and work till you . . . . get married…
Ek admi ne apni wife ko letter likha ke. begum is month salary nahi mili salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha ho. i love u wife ne reply kiya: aapka letter mila salary ke badle 100 kiss milay 16 kiss sabzi walay ko diye 29 kiss school k principal ko diye.doodh wala 7 kiss pe razi nahi hua. usko 12 kiss dene paray malik makan to kiss pe razi hi nahi hua tha usko kiss k sath jhappi bhi deni pari mahina aram se guzar gaya. dont worry i love u 2..
Intelligent wife bv: aapki blue shirt mujh se jal gayi husband : mere paas waisi ek aur shirt h patni: pata hai, maine usme se kapda kaat ke pehle walemelaga diya hai….
Best shopping: husband ne paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia wife: ap ne apne liye q nhi liya? husband: main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon