Dost: biwi sy leraai khatam hoe? 2nd dost: ha ghutny taik k myre pass ae the 1st dost: yay hoe na mardo wali bat, us ny ghutny taik k keya kaha? 2nd dost: yay he k . . . . . bed k nechy sy nikal ao kuch nae kaho ge
-on wedding night- husband to wife: sb sy pyar sy rhna, sb ki respect krna, mery parents ki care krna, hamesha sach bolna, dusron ki madad krna, baron ka ehtram or choton sy pyar krna! . wife bad sy uthi or room ka darwaza khol kr boli: . . . . . . . . . sb andar a jayn, yahan dars ho rha hy… :-)
Ek kaala husband apni biwi se bola “mera bacha pyara hona chahiye.” biwi:”dekho ji choice is yours….. payara chaiye,ya hamara chahiye..?
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and his wife didn’t speak to him f0r 6 months.. why…..?? . . . . . . . . yahi to deal thi.:-p
Husband wife ko english sikha raha tha. wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo ji. husband jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. wife: jahil tu, tera baap, tera sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai. :p :d =d
Wife: btao tmhe main kitni achchi lagti hoon husband : bahut zyada wife : phir bhi kitni husbnd : itni ki dil chahta hai tumhari jaisi 1 aur le aaun.
Power of wife.:-p:-p shohar biwi se: ye kya tum 1 or suit ly aai? abi parso hi to.. bv chilla kar boli: kya parso? bolo… bolo kya kaha tum ne? ruk kyn gaye ? kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi! jaldi bolo na, batao kya parso…? shohar: kuch nahi, main bus ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lai thi pagli, aaj to 2 ly aati.;)
Bv: kya kr rhy ho? shohr: makiyan maar rha hun. bv: kitni maar lin? shohr: 3 female, or2 male. bv: male femaleka kesypata chala? shohr: 3 sheshy k samnybeti ti, or2 naswarpar.
Patni-me tumhare sapno me ati hoon pati-nahi patni-kyon nahi ? pati-kyonki 762Me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon
Wife: tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? pati: shahjahan jitna. wife: mere merne k bad taj mahal banaoge? pati: maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho
It is said that husband is the head of d family, but remember that wife is d neck of d family. & the neck can turn the head exactly d way she wants.
Wife:main mernay ja rahi hon, husband:ye lo dairy milk. wife:q? husband:khudship k moqay per khuch meetha ho jse:-)