My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout. today it was laundry and the dishes day!
Wife: aapki blue wali shirt mujh se jal gayi.Husband: it's ok! mere paas ek aur blue shirt hai.Wife: i know, maine us mein se kappa kaat kar pehle wali mein laga diya hai!
A husband said this to his wife : if jannah was a flower♥ i would pick it for you♥ if jannah was a bird♥ i would catch it for you♥ if jannah was a house♥ i’d build it for you, but♥ since jannah is a place♥ no eye has ever seen♥ i make dua for allah♥ to reserve it for you♥
Husband ke birthday par wife ne puchha – kya gift du? . . . . husband :- tum mujhe pyar karo, izzat karo aur hamesha mera kehna maano. . . . bas yahi kaafi hai. . . . . . . wife:- ( kuchh der sochne ke baad ) nahi nahi main to gift hi dungi.
Husband (jalane k liye): “kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi . . . . . wah kya ladki the . . . wife: “akeli aayi hogi.?? :/ . . . husband: “tum ko kaise pata ?? :o . . . . . . wife: “uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha ;) :p
Husband: agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi? wife: ummm… main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi… aur agar main mar gayi to tum kya karoge? husband: main bhi tumhare bahen k sath reh lunga!
B.v phone pe:kahan ho? husband :ofce m bzi hu tum kia kar rahi ho? . wife:kfc me ap k pecha bethi hu or bachay poch rhy ha papa k sath konsi phuphou bethi hy?
Wife sitaray dekhte hue boli: batao wo konsi cheez hai jo tum roz dekhtay ho lekin torr nahi saktay? ^_^ husband: tumhara mooh -.- …
Husband: me tmhain talaaq de kr dosri shadi kru ga… wife:mgr q.? husband: imran khan ne kaha hai khush haali k liye”tabdeeli”zauri ha..
Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi, unka chota bacha b waha betha ta . husband:tu kutti . wife:tu kutta , , bacha masumiat se bola or me “tomi”