I made the mistake of asking my wife what women want... She has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days!
While washing clothes wife saw a lipstick mark on the shirt.Wife: tell me about this lipstick on your shirt.Husband: babe, i can explain!Wife: i don't care. just ask her the brand and shade name!
Hold your wife's hand in the mall Because if you let go, she'll start shopping, It looks romantic but it is actually economics!
Husband: i got trapped into marriage.Wife: you were after me, i was not after you. you used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere.Husband: true! because the mouse trap never run after the mouse. it is the mouse that runs into the trap!
A guy, on the day of his marriage anniversary, posted on his facebook page:"you are the best wife. love you, dear!"His angry wife immediately retorted, Ok... ok. but who the hell are others?