Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! patni bazaar se shopping karke ghar aayi, pati ne dekha aur use bola pati: “arrey ye kya, tum ek aur suit le aayi? abhi parson hi to…” biwi chilla kar boli: “kya kaha? kya parso? bolo… kya kaha tumne? kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi batao, kya parso?” pati ghabrate hue: “kuch nahi, main to bas ye keh raha tha ki parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi, aaj to do le aati“ =d =)
A couple went to a farm.a bull was servicing the cows. the lady asked the manager, ” how many times the bull can service? “the manager replied, “5 to 6 times in a day.” the lady looked at her husband & said, “you see.. . ?” the husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?” no sir, every time it is a different cow.” the husband looked at his wife & said,”you see.. . ?? ;)
Ek din wife aur husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon husband:dedo,tumhe shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Man in bed with his wife, slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, across her waist, under her neck, under her back, & suddenly stops... wife: "why did u stop?" man: "remote sapadla, zop tu ata!!''
When i reached office, i got a call from my wife... "what is the date today?"... i was wondering... then told her 27th september... call disconnected... i was wondering... was it her birthday? no...mine...no... anniversary...no..son's birthday ...no...in laws birthday anniversary...no...gas booking..done...utility payments done...her uncle who arrives when we want to go out... no ... his birthday ...no... then?! why date??? lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions...reached home... my son was playing in car parking... asked him....how is the weather in kitchen? tornado... tsunami?... he told "all normal. why?" ... i told "your mom asked me... what is the date today in the morning?"... he smiled and told me... "i tore some sheets from calendar in morning... she was confused which day it is..." haaaa... being husband is a tough job.
Husband: now second person helmet compulsory rule has been applied. wife: next weekend, we have to buy helmets for all my matching dresses. husband sold his bike!
Wife: i'm heading to the store. do you want anything? husband: i want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. i seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul. i want to connect to god and discover the spiritual side to me.... wife: be specific - black label or chivas?
A man who surrenders when wrong is 'honest'. a man who surrenders when not sure is 'wise'. a man who surrenders even when he is right is a 'husband'!