Class mein bada hi shor ho raha thha; aur koi teacher bhi nahi thha. shor ko sunte hue principal class mein aayi aur gusse se boli, "kis ka period chal raha hai"! sharmate hue 6 ladkiya khadi ho gayi!
Ladki: dadi ji, aapke zamane mein 10-10 bacche kyu hote the? dadi: arrey beti, hamare zamane mein raat ko log whatsapp aur facebook pe time kharaab nahi karte the!
Girl: i want to breakup with you. don't ever call me, you asshole. fuck off! boy: arre main busy tha, new lamborghini aventador li hai maine! girl: awwww! my jaanu! so cute! kab li? kahan hai? baby meet me na please... boy: mobile pe li, nfs khelte huye unlock ki. girl: behen ke laude!
Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend after breakup: jaanu kum se kum sardi ka mausam toh nilkal jane do!
Girl to boyfriend: baby, i'm so wet right now. boyfriend: arre, bukhar aa jayega. ponch lo acchi tarah se. girl: tu na, virgin hi marega, chutiye!
Pyaar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki aapki girlfriend ya boyfriend ho. pyaar ka matlab ye hota hai ki koi special ho jiski tasveer aap apne dil aur dimaag mein bana sake, aur phir.. . . . aur phir . . . de mutth.. de mutth.. de mutth..
Porn ban fallout: "hello sir, i'm calling from airtel broadband. we've a scheme for you to upgade to 4g"." "b***di ke, 4g pe ab kya satsang sununga? #pornban
Over 800 porn sites being banned by the indian govt. achhe din ki toh baat hi bhool jayo; ab toh achhi raatein bhi gyien!