Hinglish Restricted Jokes

Girl: i want to lose fat.
trainer: ban calorie!
girl: tu 'ban ka lora'!

Status of a single boy:
akela reh reh kar haath dukhne lage hain ab bas koi aisi mil jaye jiski ungli dukhne lagi ho!

Jinki nazaron mein hum achhe nahi...
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wo madarchod apni aankhon ka ilaaz karwaye!

Padosan ne tirchhi nazar se kaha:
kabhi tum bhi to loc cross kar ke ek "surgical operation" karo!

"aankhein khuli ho ya band deedar unka hota hai"
might have been written while masturbating!

Mother: beti, aaj function mein bracelet pehnogi ya kangan?
girl: maa chudi padi hai wahi pehan lungi.
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i bet, you read it wrong!

What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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chutiya saala!

Getting an erection while standing in a " queue" is also called...
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"line mein khada hona"!

Aaj ka gyan:
jhooth bolne se sirf paap lagta hai;
sach bolne se lavde bhi lag sakte hain!

English: let the dicks come.
hindi: aandolan!

Life milti hai ek baar;
maut aati hai ek baar;
pyaar hota hai ek baar;
dil toot ta hai ek baar;
jab sab kuch hota hai ek baar,
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to laude kyon lagte hain baar-baar!

Long-distance relationship mein chaaron log khush rehte hain!