Boy: I wanna tell u something. Girl: It's not good to talk while eating. AFTER EATING Girl: Now tell me. Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food.
Break-up Style: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...
Boy: Can you just listen to me? Girl: What? Boy: I like you and I think there`s something missing in my hart. Girl: I think it's an `E`.
Girl: You`re like a drug to me. Boy: Why, bcoz you're hooked to me? Girl: No, bcoz you're ruining my life.
Modern breakup: A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend. Girlfriend Yelled: What`s that for? Boy: It`s Over.
BF: Babe what r u doing? GF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart? BF: In the club, standing behind you!
Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Well, look at d stars & count them. That`s how much I love you. Girl: But it`s morning. Boy: Exactly.