When I was 17, I thought my parents were the most stupid people in the world. At 21, I was amazed at how much they had learnt in 4 years.
Open ur Books, close Facebook & start studying! . Pl Note: The above stunts are performed by highly skilled & trained professionals.
Height of conceit: A boy proposed to a gal. Gal: I can't accept your proposal but I salute your choice.
Boy: Where are you going? Girl: To commit Suicide. Boy: Then, why so much of make-up? Girl: You Idiot! Tomorrow, my photo will come in the newspaper.
Boy: You're like a drug to me. Girl: You mean I'm addictive? Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married. Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two".