Girl and Boy Jokes

A boy met a girl in a metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Oh! are you single?
Girl: No, I am a dentist!

When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start!

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.
Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?

Girl: I want a hot boy as my boyfriend.
Boy burns self: Le Ab Toh Set Ho Ja!

Girl: Main Kitni Moti Lag Rahi Hun Na?
Boy: Lag Nahi Rahi, Moti Hi Hai Tu!

Difference
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Boyfriend: OK Baby.

Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!

Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.
Girl: No, not before marriage.
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!

Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!

Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?
Boy: CA
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!

Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...
Girl: Sachhi?
Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!

Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!