Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai? Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year. The girl wrote in comments - Same to you. The boy edited the comment to - I love you!
Boys' room before marriage: Perfumes Love letters Gifts Friendship Bands Cards & Nokia E7! After Marriage: Painkillers, Loan papers, Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love, But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love. Let's be friends!
Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp. Boy: But why? Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
A boy and a girl on chat: Girl: Hi baby Boy: Hi... how are you? Girl: I am fine... could you please send me 15k? Boy: 15k! for what? Girl: 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes. Boy: It's ok my love... take it... k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k Count it, it's 15k and take extra 2k k k That's for your perfume!
Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi.. Girl: Kya? Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na? Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe... Boy: What? Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na!
A girl chatting with a boy: Girl: I love you Boy: I love you too Girl: Too late Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57 Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
Boy chatting with his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you. Boy: No, sorry I have to go. Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse? Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...
Boy calls Police: Hello? I need your help! Police: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! Police: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning!
Boyfriend message to his Girlfriend: Boy: Baby Sorry to disturb you. Can you send me your Photo? It's an urgent serious matter. Girlfriend: Why do you need it? Boy: I'm playing cards with my friends and I've lost my 'Queen'!
Boyfriend: I love it when you cry badly. Girlfriend: Why is it so? Boyfriend: Because that's the only moment you hug me tightly!