Boy: What do you like in me? Girl: People change with time but you didn't. Boy: How? Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!
On first Date: Boy: Kya Logi, Beer? Girl: Main Nahi Peeti. Boy: To Phir Cold-drink? Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!
Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai. Boy: To Le Lo. Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun? Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
She: Why didn't you call me? He: I met with an accident. She: So? He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities. Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties!
Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you? Girl: No, not even in your dreams. Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!
Girl: Do you drink? Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga Girl: Do you smoke? Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga Girl: GF Hai? Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!