Girl: how am i looking? boy: nice girl: achhe se bolo na... boy: beautiful girl: arey sachhi batao boy: bhenchod ye dekh khada ho geya mera!
While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl girl: kya hua kyon ro rahe ho? boy: aaj phir teri yaad ne mere kitne bacchon ko bathroom mein maar diya!
Girlfriend: baby... ye dress kitna achha lag raha hai... awww... dila do na please. boyfriend: no, baby... you remember na... shaadi se pehle kuch nahi!
Boy: can you close your eyes for 2 minutes? girl: sure. here you go. boy: what do you see? girl: darkness. why? boy: that's exactly how i would feel if you were not part of my life. girl: shyaaaaaaaa... kya paka raha hai... mujhe laga tu dabayega!
Girl: do you love me? boy: yes girl: to tum mujhe rose kyon nahi dete? boy: main to tumhein roz dena chahta hoon, lekin tum roz logi?
Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off. Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!
Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo. Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do. Boy: Sach Mein? Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
Girl: How was the first date? Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
3 Ways to write exam: Look up for INSPIRATION; Look down for CONCENTRATION; Look around for INFORMATION.
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.