A punjabi couple was having sex. suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating. husband: bhenchod batti aa gayi, pehle main apna phone charge kar lavan! wife: haan... main vi motor chala ke paani bhar lavan... eh kanjarkhanna te baad vich wi ho jayega!
An isro scientist on the first night to his wife: darling, shall i take you to the moon first or the jupiter first? wife: let me see the rocket first!
Journalist: shadi karke kya matlab niklega? priyanka chopra: niklega niklega journalist: wohi toh puch rahi hun kya matlab niklega. priyanka chopra: wohi toh bata rahi hun nick lega!
There is no difference between a bar and a bra. once these two are opened men go crazy. now imagine a girl called barbra!
During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends?
What is the perfect example of both good and bad luck? the naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (good luck) but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (bad luck)!
The company pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against covid-19 soon, is the same company that created viagra. therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living!