1 aadmi medical shop pe- zeher do, dukandar-binaparchi ke nahi mil sakta aadmi ne shadi ka card dikhaya, dukandar-bas pagle rulayega kya, badi bottle du ya choti. hahahahahahahahaha
"boys poem "mohabbat to kisi ek se karunga.. ho saka, to kisi nek se karunga.. lekin jab tk na milegi,wo nek ladki .. "try" to har ek ko karunga. har ek boy kamina hota h. par bahut acha hota h.;)
Din me chain nahi, raat me neend nahi, jee kahin lagta nahi, khuda se pucha kya yahi pyar hai, khuda ne kaha nahi beta, sabhi en'g'ineering, students ka yahi haal hai...!!
Welcome to "sach ka samna" apko jawab sirf yes or no me dena hai. aap ka sawal hai, "kya aapne mandir se chappal churana chhod diya he??" himmat hai to jawab do.
Jo is waqt bore ho rahe h, ye program sirf un k liye h, batayen dunya ka pehla traffic signal kaha lagaya gaya tha? jawab janiye is break k baad; break -dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay -rishta wohi soch nai star plus -hero honda dhak dhak go -pantine katrina ki psand or apki? -surf excel dadi aik mnt -dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai. . . . welcome back; thanx for d wait, dunia ka pehla trafic signal; . . road pe lagaya gaya tha. :d:p
2machr bate kr rhe the 1st bola-mai docter bnuga. 2ndbola-main engineer bnuga. itne me aunti ne mortin jla di. mchr bole-sali ne pura career khrab kr diya.
Asfak-munna aaj tujhe bus mein, ek ladki ne q thappar mara.. munna-pata neahi yaar.. mere phato niche gir gayi thi, wo ladki pass mein thi, maine kaha ki behan ji, sari ko thoda upar ki jiye photo lena hai..
Rahim: yaar ye autometically kya hai. karim: yaar jab auto me takli ladki baithi, ho to vahi autometically hai.
Kuvaro ki jindgi airtel ki tarah {aisi aazadi or kaha} sagai k bad spice ki tarah {wife h to life hai} shaadi k bad reliance ki tarah {sab kuch wife ki mutthi me} bache hone k bad hutch ki tarah {aap jaye jaha network pahunche vha} or kuch sal bad bsnl ki tarah {subscribar is not rechebal}.
'mobile' ek mandir hai, 'sms' iska bhagwan hai, 'sms' bhejne wala pujaari hai. 'sms' padne wala bhakt hai, padkar 'sms' na karne wala 'bhikari' hai..
1st pagal mujhe angelina jolie ne, shadi k liye ha bol di h. 2nd pagal: dikha di naa ussne apni aukat, me bhi itni aasani se talaq nahi dunga. i like sms - like: 1 - sms length:
Hamare sms padh k log samajhte hai, k inko to adat hai paise udane ki, par wo pagle kya jane k yeh bhi ek ada hai, "kanjuso"ko sharam" dilane ki.