Sirf 1 mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . . . . darwaze me aayi hui ungali bhi saali jaan nikal deti hai..
1 neem k ped phool lo use ek glass pani me dalo. 15 minute rekhne ke baad pi lo or 5 minute aaram karo, jab kanjushi ka keeda mar jaye to phir 2-4 sms kar dena....
Maine apni life me bahut dhoke khaye ha...!! for example: . . apple chiku sabzi angoor etc etc sab dhoke hi khaye hai.. aap bi dhoke khaya karo. . . . .
18 saal ho gaye koi ladki nahi pati, ye h aam zindagi... . aur 18 saal ho gaye koi ladki hume nahi pata saki, ye h mentos zindagi. "b positive". mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao
Mor morni ko kiss krne lga. morni use rok k idhr udhr dekhne lgi, mor: kya hua janu? morni-dekh rhi hu aas pass discovry wale to nhi h sale mms bna lete hain.
Zoo_zoo_zoo: dimag faadu shayari: ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng abhi aap chote ho isliye *some text missing*
Never say i failed 99 times, say i discovered 99ways which causes failure -thomas edison moral:besharm ho jana but apni galti mat maan na
Zindagi me do cheeze kabhi mat karna. . . . . jab karna hi nahi hai to sun ke kya karna. so tention mat lo. enjoy life.
Zindagi me 3 chijhen jo apka saath nahi chhodegi.. 1:dhadkan, 2:parchhahi, 3:woh "aafat" jiska sms aap padh rahe ho.
Hamare yaha naya purana achha kharab taza basi tuta futa sabhi prakar k sms sweekar kiye jate hain hamari 2sri koi branch nhi hai.
When aishwarya delivered a baby girl, the doctor welcomed the baby, "you will be amazed to know which family you are born in. do you know who your grandfather is? " the baby replied," yes, the greatest actor of bollywood. the doctor was shocked. then he asked, "do you know who your mother is?" the baby replied, "one of the most beautiful ladies in the world. miss world." the doctor then asked, do you know who your father is?" the baby replied,"no idea"