Hum duno sociel network he"," twitter - tuje kitne log use korte he, facebook - muje 150 koti log use korte he, twitter - muje tura doge, facebook - tera bap ka he kya, twitter - nehi mere girl friend ka he....
Ek bar ek chitti ne hathani ke kaan me kuch kaha toh hathani behos ho gayi. phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha? chitti boli: maine itna hi kaha ke “main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? santa: ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai ke auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Bania’s son: daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai specks banwa do. kanjoos bania took him outside & said: woh dekh kya hai? son: suraj kanjoos bania: abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
Jeeto: yelled at santa: u're gonna b really sorry! i'm going to leave you! santa: make up ur mind! which one is it gonna be?
At a football match ground. santa: ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? boy: goal karan lai. santa: paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
Girl: paros wali aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. jab b kisi ki shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti 'ab tumhari bari hai' phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. friend: kaise ? girl: jab koi mar jata tou main un k gaal kheench k kehti.. 'ab aap ki bari hai'
Police - kaha ja rahe ho ? . sharabi- daru pine se hone wale nuksaan pe pravachan sunne ! . police- itni rat ko kon dega pravachan ? . . sharabi- biwi..
Dadu pappu se.. beta zara andar se mere daant (teeth) le aa.. pappu : dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai.. dadu : nai nai beta khane ke liye nai.. wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko smile dena hai..!
Chhotu blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha...!!! . . . . . motu: aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai? . . . . . . . chhotu : mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera blood test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon...!!!
Pappu ne live radio station call ki : hello... ji ye radio station hai ? rj : ji haan. pappu : meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? rj : ji haan. pappu : yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.? rj gusse mein : haaan bai haan . pappu : hello gullo..! agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de...! main chhat par... toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai...
Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.... gf : apne uncle ko fon do. bacha : aap ka name ? gf : apne uncle se kaho unn ki jaan-e-man ka call hai... jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha, usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi... uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "jugaad" likha hai....