Ek baar ek aadmi apne kutte ko lekar hotel ke ander gaya, manager bola- iss gadhe ko apne sath ku laye ho ? aadmi: pagal hue ho yeh gadha nahi kutta h, manager- chup raho, mein tumse nahi kutte se baat kar raha hu.
Teacher: santa santa; ji sir ji teacher: kya tumhare mohalle mein koi aadmi paida hua h. santa: humare mohalle mein to sab bache hi paida hote h.
Mahila: doctor sahab, kya mein injection lagwane ke baad thik ho jaungi.? doctor: 100% aap thik ho jayengi. survey ke anusar iss injection se 5 mein se kewal 1 thik hota h or aap se pehle 4 marr chuke h.
Doctor : santo se 3 tarah ki goliya dete hue kaha, lal goli subha, pili dophar, aur hari raat ko 3 glass pani ke sath lena. thik ho jaogi, santo: aakhir mujhe hua kya h? doctor: kuch nahi. tum pani kam peeti ho.
Ek kasai chicken kabab bectha tha. weh milawat ke iljam mein pakda gaya. adalat mein usne qabul kiya ki weh murge ke meet mein kisi aur ka meet milata tha. judge : aur kis chij ka meet ? kasai: kutte ka hujur. judge: kitni milawat karte the. kasai: barabar ki judge: kya matlab? kasai: ek murga, ek kutta
Ek aadmi apne bete ko chidya ghar dikhane le gaye beta: ye kya h? papa: beta ye ghada h. beta: aur ye papa: beta ye gadhi. beta: gadhi kya hoti h. papa: gadhe ki biwi hoti h beta: kya gadhe bhi shadi karte h papa: ha beta, thoda rook kar sirf gadhe hi shadi karte h.
Friend1:- why do you break-up with her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . friend2:- mujhe kutta kutta kahti thi or apne kutte ko babu..
Nibandh likho - main pati kyun bana...? (20 marks) . .. ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . answer :- charbi chadhi thi (20 marks out of 20)
Mom apne 7 saal ke bete ko study ki practice karwa rahi thi. mom: “beta, chalo pehle addition karte hain.” example – “agar ek ladki tumhe 2 candy aur 2 ice-cream deti hai to tumhara answer kya hoga?” kid with an awesome answer: “love you jaanu.“
Girls 2 types ki hoti hai 1st boring girls – jo dhup mein bhi chhatri leke chalti hai. 2nd bindas girl – jo baarish mein bhi white dress pahnti hai, aur chattri jan bhuj ke ghar bhul jati hai.
Teachar ne ek din time pass karne ke liye class mein sawah puchha teacher: “school aur girls college mein kya difference hai?” pappu: “school ke bahar gadi dheere chalaye ka board laga hota hai, jabki girls college ke samne nahi” teacher: “baat to sahi hai, par ab ye bhi batao aisa kyu hota hai?” pappu: “jarurat hi nahi hai, kyunki acchi-acchi gadiya bhi girls college ke samne se dheere hokar nikalti hai“
Ek bhikhari santa ko ghar ke bahar khada dekh kar bhaga-bhaga santa ke paas gaya. bikhari: “saab ek 10 rupye do na, saab bhukha hun kuch ni khaya 3 din se saab.” santa with attitude: “kal aana kal, abhi hai ni.” bhikhari gusse se: “sala kal kal ke chakkar mein mera lakhon rupya fasa kar baithe hain is colony ke log.“