Bhola: itne kum marks? do thappad marne chahiye. pappu: haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? santa: ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai ke auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Son: "daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?" father: "i don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."
Dad : tu din bar tv kyun dekta hai ? son : tho kya fridge deku. . . . . . . . . . . . . *flying chappal successfully received at a speed of 180 kmph *homeless now*
Judge: tumhe bai- ijjat bari kiya jata h. kyunki jo scooter churane ka aarop tum par lagaya tha use koi sach sabit nahi kar paya. chor: kush hokar. iska matlab h ab ye scooter mera ho gaya.
Ek baar santa santo mein jagda ho gaya. or ek duse se ladne lage. santa: maine tumhe banarasi shadi dilwayi. santo: tumne mujhe pehante hue dekha, santa: maine tumhe sone kei anghuti di, santo: tumne mera hathpakadkar meri ungli mein pehnayi. santa: maine tumhare make up ka bil diya. santo: tumne mujhe kiss kiya santa: maine tumhe har jahag siar karayi, santo: tumn mere sath mauj masti bhi to ki h.
Santa : mummy maine apka kaha maankar school se aate, samay khali tiffin preeti didi ko dena band kar diya h. mummy : yeh to bahut acchi baat h aakir tumne apni aadat badal hi dali. santa :– ha, mummy, ab mein tiffin apne bag mein rakhkar bag didi ko de deta hu.
Santa: apni biwi se santo jo tu padh rahi h na wo newspaper ulta h. santo: santa ji kisne kaha mein padh rahi hu mein to sirf photo dekh rahi hu
Teacher class mein students ko history padha rahi thi. subject tha babar ki bharat par chadayi aur panipat ki pehli ladayi. ekdum teacher ne pappu se pucha- pappu, babar bharat mein kis year mein aaya tha. pappu khade hokar bola- jee pata nahi teacher: kya tumhari aaknhe kamjor hai ya dhayn kahi aur hai, samne board se dekhkar padh nahi sakte? pappu: mam, mein soch raha tha ki yeh uska phone number h.
Santo :- doctor batate h ki pagalkhane mein aadmi aurato se 70% jyada h. santa :- par doctor ne yeh nahi likha hoga ki iska shreh kise jata h.
Do ladkio ki aapas mein baat chit. pehli : mein tumhari tarah apne pati mein kabhi burai nahi dhundti. dusri : ha jab burayi saaf najar aati ho to dhundne ka kya faida.