Dr: kya bemari hain ? . patient : main sab kuch bhul jaata hun doc. . dr : kabse hai ye bemari ? . patient : bhai konsi beemari..?? . haha thoko like
Papu addmission lene college gaya.. . . principle:"mai tum se 1 mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 asaan.. ?? . papu:"1 mushkil sawaal.. . principle:"batao din pehle aata hai ya raat.. ?? . . papu:"din.. . principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . . papu:"sorry sir ye aap ne dusra sawal puch liya haha thoko likes
Masterji: “pappu, a,b,c,d, se shuru hone wala ek sentence banao?” pappu: “sir….” masterji: “haan haan batao ghabrao nahi.” pappu: “apki behan chod dunga“
Dr: kya bimari hain ? . patient : main sab kuch bhul jaata hun doc. . dr : kabse hai ye bimari ? . patient : bhai konsi beemari..?? . haha
Mareez: doctor saheb mujhe door ki chize nazar nahi aati hai! doctor: asman par dek kar batao ki wo kya hai ? mareez: chand doctor: ab kya, in aankho se farishte dekhega ? go to fb page- spn_entertainer
Pappu: dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si. dad: puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!
Uncle : beta kya karte ho? me : women empowerment par kaam kar raha hu uncle : social worker? me : no uncle fb par sab ladkiyon ki pics like karta hu..!! .
If she’s not replying, try this. text her : “ek baat batau.?” she : “haan batao..?” then say, “rehne do.” count her messages now....
Fake id ki itni adat ho gayi hai . . . ki . . . . . . real accnt ki ladki bhi i love u bolegi to bhi sala fake accnt lagta hai
Auto liker use karke apni dp pe 500 likes paane waalo agar tum ye sochte ho ke tum model ho.... to kasam udaan chhalle... ki... "chutiya ho tum"
Pathan apni patni se puchta hai. pathan: “kya humari jaan aaj hum se naraz hai?” patni hairani se: “nahi to” pathan: “to phir hamari taraf apna muh kar ke kyu leti hui ho“