Jis train me sundar sundar ladkiyan, safar karti ho us train ko kya kahoge.? socho? socho? socho? socho na? simple yaar.. maal gadi.
You are.. a-b-c-d attractive beautiful cute dear e-f-g excellent funny gorgeous h-i-j hello, i'm joking ! k-l-m kaisa laga majak.
Pagal hone ka salral tarika ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kya baat hai pagal hone ka itna shok hai, jo tarika dund rehe ho ? kamaal hai !!!!!
1 parrot car se takraya aur behoush ho gaya, car wala use ghar laya aur pinjire me dal diya, parrot ko jab hosh aaya to wo bola, aila sidha jail me! lagta hai car wala mar gaya.
Modern ramayan:once ram,laxman & sita were trveling in ''nano''.sudnly d petrol got over.. ram & lxman wnt 2 bring petrol 4m d nearst 'indian oil' petrolpump. cruel ravan came & kidnaped sita in his scorpio. ram tok out his ''nokia n-75'' & gave a mis cal to hanumann. than hnuman came on his ''pulsar-220'', jumped & punched d car. it broke into 3 pieces. ravan said : how did you get such energy? hanuman said : boost is the secret of my energy.
Aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..:-p
An illiterate father with his educated son went on camping trip,, they setup thr tent & fell asleep.. sum hours later,father wakes asks: look up to d sky& tell me wat u see? son:i see millions of stars. father:& wat does that tellu? son:astronomica ly,it tells that thr r millions of galaxies & planets.. father remains silent 4 moment then says:idiot, sum1 has stolen our tent! moral: education ruins your common sense..:p:p:p:
Unknown call.. he: do u have a bf? she: yes, who are u? he: i’m your brother!just wait till i come home!!/:):d=d another unknown call he : do u have a bf ? she : no no i don’t he : what ? :o i’m ur bf,u just break my heart she : no no no darling i’m sorry i though u r my brother he : =d right! i’m ur brother just wait till, i come home , i’ll show u later..:
Bhagwan shradhalu se.- vats ek mannat mango. shradhalu.- mujhe phir se, unmarried bana do. bhagwan- meine mannat mangne, ko kaha tha jannat nahi.
Train me 1 sardar k 50 rupye gum ho gaye.. tabhi 1 muslim bola-ya allah! bismilla! sardar-abe tujhe 20 milato baaki 30 kisko mila.
No 1 be-izzati: 1 larka cycle pe ja raha tha, cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen, unhon ne taaliyan baja k kaha happy birth day 2 u, larka ruka or jawab diya khali taali bajanay se kaam nahi chalega, aa kar cake bhi khana parega.
1 aadmi medical shop pe- zeher do, dukandar-binaparchi ke nahi mil sakta aadmi ne shadi ka card dikhaya, dukandar-bas pagle rulayega kya, badi bottle du ya choti. hahahahahahahahaha