Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle to, . . . . . . chamach istemaal karo, har cheez mein ungli karna achhi baat nahi hai.
Santa ki shaadi ke liye ladki ke baap ne santa se puchha. baap: “akal badi ya bhains?” santa ne bohat der sochha aur phir jawab diya. santa: “tumne mujhe paagal samjha hai?, date of birth to batayi hi nahi“
Husband : yaar, main koi bhi kaam karta hu, to meri biwi bich me aa jati hai dost : yaar, tu truck chalaa kar dekh, shaayad qismat saath de de...!
Ek tapori ki wife: sunte ho ji, apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. tapori: achcha, kya bola ? wife: behan
After party . . friend : dude i wasn't that drunk. . . . . . . me : abey chutiye tu apne phone ki flashlight se hi apna phone dhoondh raha tha...
Ishq ke rishte itne najuk hote hain... . . ki. . . . . . . . . . raat ko number busy jane se hi toot jate hain
Police : park main aise kyun baithe hoh aadmi : hum dono shaadi shuda hain. police : toh ghar main baitho aadmi: iska pati nahi manega.....
Kuch logon ki selfie dekh kar aisa lagta hai k salle unke phone me front camera ki jaga pistol honi chahiye thi.
Arz kiya hai: . . . pepsi coke pine walo kabhi lassi bhi piya karo, . . . . . pepsi coke pine walo kabhi lassi bhi piya karo.. . . . . . . . . . . free mein post padhne walo kabhi like, comment bhi kiya karo
Calling 'ex' girlfriend at midnight and singing... . . . you can call me ex, you can call me ex, mr ex
Miss: tum bary ho kr keya kro gy? bacha: nikah. miss: mera matlab hai keya bano gy? bacha: dulha. miss: mera matlab bary ho k keya hasil kro gy? bacha: dulhan. miss: batamez bary ho kr ami abu k leay keya kro gy? bacha: bahu laon ga. :-d miss: bawaqof tumhare papa tum sy keya chahty hain? bacha: pota :-d miss: aby kameny teri zindage ka keya maqsad hai? bacha: shadi. hahahaha