Kai ladkiya face pe itna powder lagati hai ki............. . . . . . . . . . aap uspe carrom khel sakte ho
On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone. salesman: what msg to put on the cake, sir? man: write "getting older but u r getting better." salesman: kaise likhna hai msg? man: well... put "u r getting older" at the top and "but u r getting better" at the bottom. when the cake was opened all the guests died laughing at the msg. it read: "you are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!" moral: don't order cakes over the phone...
E khuda mere marne k 5 min. phle muje bta dena ki me mrne vala hu.... mobile formet kiye bina mar gya to... sala izzat ki waatt lag jayegi
Santa pappu ke saath bazar ja raha tha to kuch dekh kar bola. santa: “beta, sharab kabhi mat peena, warna wo jo do aadmi ja rahe hai, wo tumhe chaar nazar aayenge” pappu: “lekin papa, wo to ek hi aadmi hai“
Kanu: kal muje 10 logo ne peeta. . manu: phir tune kya kiya? . kanu: maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao . . manu: phir? . . . . kanu: phir kya, salon ne ek-ek karke dubara peeta..
Santa ka beta pappu school jate hue ro raha tha. santa bola: “beta, chup ho jao, s her ke bacche rote nahi hai” pappu ekdam se bola: “sher ke bacche school bhi nahi jate“
Suhagrat ko pati ke ander guste hi biwi ne apna blouse utar diya. pati ye dekh kar bada hairan hua aur biwi se pucha? pati: “arrey tumne mere aate hi apna blouse kyu utaar diya?” biwi sharmate hue: “ji, aapki babhi ne kaha tha ki jaate hi apne pati ko dudh zarur pila dena“
Honahar beta v/s nalayak beta.. papa: aage kya karna hai honahar beta: "bas 10th me 97% aa jaye to 2 sal ki tutions den iit, fir 1 sal ki aur mehnat & iin, 20 lakh kafi hoga shuruva k liye" . . . nalayak beta: "bas is bar 10th hojaye to roadies se bike jeet k launga, fir splitsvilla se apki bahu, emotional atyachar se uska character certificate achi nikli to thik, nahi to kahani repeat"!!!
Beta : papa ek baat bolun papa : bol ? beta: facebook pr mere 15 fake id hai.. papa :hamramkhor tou muhje q bta ra hai ?? beta :aap jis riya ko 10 din se chai pe bula rhe ho vo me hi hu
Ek sales manager tension mai tha..... distributor : kya hua, sahab ??: manager : 6 months se tour pe hoon, aur kal pata chala wife pregnant ho gayi hai " distributor : ab pata chalega, bina order k maal aata hai to kaisa lagta hai...
Ghar ka kaam time se aur achhe tarike se nahi ho paa raha tha to santa apni biwi ko bola santa: “kaam ke liye koi bai hi rakh lete hai?” preeto gusse se boli: “nahi chahiye” santa: “kyun?” preeto: “tumhari tharki aadaton ko main janti hoon, main bhi to bai bankar hi aayi thi kameene“
Lala mufitmal auto main ja raha tha aur auto ki break fail ho gayi autowala: “sir auto ki break fail ho gayi hai kya karu?” mufitmal jaldi se bola: “kuch nahi pahle meter bandh kar“