Aaj pehli baar ladki ki freind reqwest aai....... . . . . . . . . . . . . , . , . . . ....sala khushi khushi me not now pe click ho gaya
Kuch ladkiya to shaadi isliye bhi kar leti hai... . . . . . . ; ; ; ; ; : : : : : : : k shaadi wali pic pe 500 likes mil jayenge.
Judge- tum apni safai me kuch kahna chahte ho? criminal- main nirdosh hun judge- chup bc naam bhi galat batata hai..daalo isko jail mein.
Santa chemist shop par gaya aur dukandar se bola santa: “mujhe apne 4 saal ke bete ke liye vitamins chahiye?” dukandar: “sir konsa, vitamin a, b or c?” santa: “abe koi sa bhi de de, usko abhi abc nahi aati“
Pappu aur uska dost golu ice cream kha rahe thhe khate khate golu ne pappu se pucha golu: “saale tere mein bada dimag hai na, chal ye bata ki bhagwan ji kab darte hai?” pappu ne kuch der socha aur samne mandir ko dekh ke bola pappu: “jab koi larki mandir mein jaye aur bole, ki agar meri ye mannat puri hui to main bhagwan ko nariyal chadaungi.
Teacher: bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? kid: miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.
Autowala: sahab! 30 rupay hue sonu: le 15. autowala: sahab ye to beimani hai sonu: beimani kaisi? tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai aadha tu de de.
Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha aadmi: kyu mar rahe ho? sasur: maine ise hospital se sms kiya tum baap ban gaye ho, isne apne sare friendz ko forward kardiya...
Friend: bhai naya iphone 6+ liya hai me : wow congrats friend : ye app install kar, mujhe 50 ka talktime milega
Main ne to bus stop pe khadi ladki se yun hi time poocha tha. ke kitne baje. wo kameeni to sharma ke boli: “juhu beach pe theek shaam 5 baje“
Aap ka eantjar karne ki ab jarurt nhi ap se dur jane ki ab jarurt nhi ap to rehti ho mere dil me apko dil se nikalne ki ab jarurt nhi . . . apko dekha meri abse badi galti thi apko dekh kar dil me absna meri apno se due jane ki baja thi aap na the mere pas yahi meri zindgi ki sabse badi galti nhi thi