Santa ko ek road accident ke jurm me girftar kar liya jata hai, judge: ye acident ki gatna kaise ghati.? santa: sir main kuch nahi janta, main to so raha tha.
Santa darvaze pe gun liye khada hai, wife: y r u standing here. santa: sher ke sikar pe jaa raha hu. wife: to jaao na. santa: kaise jaun bahar kutta khada hai.
Girlfriend: tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho. meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai. santa: oye chup hoja, pyar krne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte.
Santa: kaam ke liye bai rakh leta hu. wife: nahi chahiye. santa: kyu.? wife: tumhari aadat ko main janti hu, main bhi to bai bankar hi aayi thi.
Teacher: i love you ka janam kaha hua.? boy: china me, teacher: how qki iski na koi warranty hai aur na koi gurranty, chale to chand tak, nahi to shaam tak.
Pappu :- mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi.. . . mam :- ha ha puchho .. . . pappu :- ej line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich bali chiti bolti hai. . mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti..... to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the ... . . mam:- 5 pappu :- galat . . mam :- 6 pappu :- phir v galat . . mam :- 7 pappu:- ye v galat . . mam (harker ) :- to tmhi btao . . pappu :- hai to 3 hi chiti ,, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rhi thi..
Wo pagli fir se pani m ...... neel daal k boli.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ajj blue hai....... pani pani pani pani.pani pani pani ...
Pappu :- mam aap meri ek sawal ka jabab dengi.. . . mam :- ha ha puchho .. . . pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti ..... to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the ... . . mam:- 5 pappu :- galat . . mam :- 6 pappu :- phir v galat . . mam :- 7 pappu:- ye v galat . . mam (harker ) :- to tmhi btao . . pappu :- hai to 3 hi chiti ,, ] vo bich wali hai na jhuth bol rhi thi.
Ek aadmi bus driver se puchhta hai: “kitne ghante bus mein rehte ho ?” bus driver: “24 ghante” aadmi hairani se: “arrey wo kese ?” bus driver: “12 ghante is bus mein, doosre 12 ghante biwi ke bus mein“
Doctor ghayal pateint se bola. doctor: “jab car ek aurat chala rahi thi to tumhe sadak se door chalna chahiye tha na” pateint: “kaisi sadak sahab? main to khet mein lota leke baitha tha“
Teacher- how many planets are there? . santa- mercury,venus,jupiter vagerah vagerah . teacher-aur batao? . santa-aur bas.. sab badhiya!! maata rani ki kripa ap sunao???
Height of prank call... a guy calls an unknowm number guy: fridge hai? rply: han hai.. guy: chalta hai? rply: han chalta hai.. guy: to pakad k rakhna varna bhag jayega & he hangs up... after a while he calls up again guy: fridge hai? this time the person is really angry.. rply: nahi hai? guy: kahan se hoga...bola tha na pakad k rakhna varna bhag jayega..!!