Santa: boyfriend-girl friend kya hota hai.? banta: kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai, aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.
Santa ne ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha aapne pehchana mujhe.? ladki: nahi. santa: main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.
Santa road par pada tha, police: itni kyu pee rakhi hai.? santa: mazburi thi. police: kya mazburi thi.? santa: botal ka dhakkan ghum ho gya tha.
Kidnaper: teri biwi mere kabze me hai sboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hu. santa: sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi.
Papa: result ka kya hua ?? . papu: 1 gud news hai aur 1 bad news. . papa: phele gud news batao. . papu: mai pass ho gaya. . . papa: great, aur bad news?? . . . . papu: gud news galat hai..
Premi: darling aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen par na rahe. premika: to aap faansi kyo nahi laga lete.?
Teacher: jawani aur budhape me farak batao.? santa: jawani me mobile me 'haseeno' ke numbers hote hai, aur budhape me 'hakeemo' ke.
Teacher: jab bijli chamakti hai to roshni pehle aur aawaaz baad me kyu aati hai.? sardar: kyuki humari eyes aage aur kaan pechhe hai.
Rod pe accidnt hua bahut bhid thi, santa ko dekneka moka nahi mil raha tha, santa: ye mera baap hai. bhid pichhe hat gyi. dekha to gadha maraa pada hua tha.
Machchr ka bchcha pehli baar uda, jab wapas aaya to father ne pucha: kaisa laga udke.? macchr ka bola: bahut achcha, jidhr bhi gya log taliya bajaa rahe the.
Gabbr: ye hath muje dede. thakur: le mere hath lele, basnti ka bhi lele, jai aur viru tum bhi dedo, octopus ban jaa saale. gabbr: sorry yaar tu to jazbati ho gya.
Jyotis: tera naam santa hai.? santa: ji. jyotis: tune 10.kilo chawal kharide hai.? santa: ha tum to antaryami ho. jyotish: agli baar kundli lana, ration card nahi.