Ek aadmi ka gala khrab tha, wo raat 3 baje dr. ke ghar gya, dard ki waja se dhire se bola: dr.hai.? uski biwi usse bhi dhire se boli: "nahi hai aajaao."
Lady: hello mere ghar aag lagi hai. fireman santa: pani dala.? lady: ha par aag buji nahi. santa: fir hum aa ke kya kare.? hum bhi to pani hi dalenge.
Boss= mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, jish me main apna mu dekh saku. santa= nahi mila sir sab shisho par mera hi muh dikhai de raha tha.
Ek ladki dupatta muh pe lapete hue scooty pe jaa rahi thi, . samne se ek aadmi bike se aate hue bola: aye chamiya zara duptta hatake chehra to dikha, . . ladki: . . . . . . papa mai hu aapki guddi
Ek muddat se meri maa nahi soyi "faraz"... * * * unhein ek baar shak pada tha ke , mujhe raat ko ladkiyan fone karti hein..
Admin apni girlfriend ko propose kiya to uski girlfriend boli ki mai kisi or (vasu) se love karti hu.. admin- to mujhe waiting list me rakh lo.. girlfriend- mai to usi se hi love karti thi karti hu or karte rahungi.. admin- thik to emergency cota me rakh le...
Ek sharabi mar rha tha, to bhagwan prakat hue aur bole koi antim ichcha.? sharabi: prabhu agle janam me aankh chahe ek hi dena par liver 4 dena.
Sardar: "i m going " iska kya matlab hai? teacher: main ja raha hoon sardar: tera te payo v nai ja sakda pehle matlab das
Jungle me santa raasta bhul gya, use ek aadiwasi mila santa: mere pahle koi aadmi aaya tha.? aadivasi: haa... santa: kesa tha.? aadivasi: tasty tha.
Ladka: janu tumhari julfo ke sath khelna chahta hu. ladkine apni wig utar ke di aur kaha: ye lo aur jab khel lo to muje lauta dena.
Sir: baccho kasam khaao khabhi sarab, jua, ladki ko nahi chuoge. desh ke liye jaan doge. bache: de denge aisi zindgi jeekar karenge bhi kya.?
2 ldkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi, conductr: kyu lad rahi ho.? jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye. bas phir kya, dono pure raaste khadi hi rahi.