Jeeto ek dibbe mein apne bachche ki potty lekar test karwaane jaati hai. doctor: behan ji, yo potty nahin halwa hai. jeeto, hairaani se aur lagbhag rote hue: doctor ji, muje ek phone call karni hai, badi urgent and important hai... please doctor saab... doctor: kar lijiye behanji, koi baat nahi, lekin hua kya??? jeeto: unko batana hai ki vo galat dibba office le gaye hain.
Dosto... ranjha chala gya mahiwal doob gya majnu b nhi rha romeo b mar gya meri b tabiyat thik nai rehti, pata nhi ab in ladkiyo ka kya hoga.
Santa: mujhe ek bottle blood dedo. nurse: blood group bolo.? santa: koi bhi chalega. nurse: kyu.? santa: girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai.
Hospital mein doctor ke paas ek banda gaya aur doctor ne pucha: “kya takleef hai?” mariz: “sote waqt saas ko lene me dikkat hoti hai” doctor: “aaj se dus din tak sote waqt saas ko nahi saali ko lo!“
Santa bus stand pe khadi ek ladki ko chhedte hue bola. santa: “oye soniye, ki haal hai?” ladki gusse mein boli: “jo teri bahen ka hai” santa hans ke: “achha to tujhe bhi loose motions lage hai“
Aaj ke zamane mein sir utha ke sirf wohi chalta hai, jiske mobile mein whatsapp aur facebook nahi hai.
Maine to bustop me khadi ldki se sirf time pucha tha.. . . ae dosto.. ki kitne baje..? wo to sarma ke boli park me thik subah 9 bje....!!
Santa ne call milai to aawaz aayi, "is call ke liye aapke paas balance kafi nahi hai." santa: koi baat nahi meri jaan, tum se baat ho jaye bas itna hi kafi hai.
Wife: muje shak hai ki mere pati kisi ladki ko milne jaate hai. friend: to ab tum kya krogi.? wife: aaj hi main unke pichhe mere do boy friend ko laga dungi.
Ek aadmi ka gala khrab tha, wo raat 3 baje dr. ke ghar gya, dard ki waja se dhire se bola: dr.hai.? uski biwi usse bhi dhire se boli: "nahi hai aajaao."