Chaand adhura hain sitaaron ke bina, gulshan adhura hai baharon ke bina, samundar adhura hai kinaron ke bina, jeena adhura h tum jese yaaron k bina...
Neeche dekho apna new year gift . . . . . . . dil karta hai ek ghuma k maru aj new year hai kya,,,? bade aaye gift lene
Aaj badla lene ka din hai. . . . . . jitni bhee ladkiya raksha bandhan k din raakhi bandhne k liye peeche padi thee. . . . . . aur mai chupne ki wajh se bach gya tha, , , aaj unsbke ghr me jaaker kiss manguga. . .
Aap logon ki valentine's_day ki kitni taiyari ho gayi ??? . . meri to sari tayari ho gayi . . bas ek.. . . . . . . . . . . ladki patani baki hai
Ladkiya 2 type ki hoti hai, . 1st : boring 2nd : intersting . . . . boring : jo dhoop mein bhi umbrella le kar ghumti hain. . interesting : jo baarish mein bhi jaan-bujh kar umbrella ghar bhool jati hain..!
Agar ladkiya paraya dhan hai toh ladke kya hai .socho . . . nai pata . . . . ek no. ke chor jinki najar har waqt paraye dhan par hoti hai
Gabbar: " thakur ye mobile hum ko dede ... . . . thakur: "dekh yarr hath-pair ka mazak chalta hai . . . mobile se mazak masti nahi . . . facebook chalu hai aur . . .. basanti online hai abhi ..
Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mein ladko ko aaram se hara diya. saheli: tune ye kaise kiya? ladki: main pichhe se skirt uthaake bhaagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.
Pappu: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!! . . . . sales man: plain main dikhau.???? . . . . . . . . . . pappu: nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad? yahin pai dikha
Me :mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai her dad : tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. me: agar itni hugti hai to rehne do tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun....... dad:- bolo. kid:- dad maine facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 fake id banayi hain. . . dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas... lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kid:- dad aap jis pinky sharma ko ek mahine se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake id hai
Qus: pyar kab hota hai.. ans: jab rahu ketu aur shani ki dasha kharab ho.. apka mangal kamjor ho aur bhgwan maje lene ke mood mein ho..