Teacher pappu se puchhta hai. teacher: “tumhare papa kya karte hai?” pappu: “sir, wo roz galiyaan khaate hai” teacher: “kya matlab hai tumahara?” pappu: “ji, wo customer care executive hai“
Frnd1:dahej me kaunsi gaadi mil rahi hai? frnd 2:skoda laura frnd 1:sath me lasoon nahi mil raha.. frnd 2: shadi me mt dikhna bc.
Ab ye afvaah kisne failayi hai ki.. . . . . . . "valentine day" par admin ki "girlfriend" kiraye par milegi.
2 cockroach icu me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the.. first: kisne maara, hit ya slipper.? . second: arre kisi ne nahi yaar, ye ladkiyan mujhe dekh kitna chillati hai ki.. attack aa gaya...!
Boys rule of success. . . . . . . apni zindagi mein koi kam karne se pehle hamesha kisi ladki se mashwara kar lo, . . . . . . . . wo jo mashwara de us ka ulta karo kamyabi tumhare kadam choomegi.
Ek banda zor zor se chila ke product bech raha thha “sher ka pinjra 10 rs mein lo, sher ka pinjra 10 rs mein lo” logo ne uske pass ja kar dai kha to vo underware bech raha thha
Uncle: aur sunao padhai kaisi chal rahi? me: chai loge? uncle: nahi par padhai? me: coffee loge? uncle: beta padhayi batao me: muh me loge?
Jab koi itna khas ban jaye uske bare me sochna ehsas ban jaye to mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, isse pehle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas ban jaye.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai
Tumhari yaad ko jane nahi denge, tumhare jaisa dost bhi khone nahi denge, shrafat se sms kiya karo warna ek kaan ke niche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
Hasi k liye ghum kurban khushi k liye ansoo kurban aur agr dost ki grlfrnd mil jaye to saala dost bi kurban...!
Zindagi ke is mod par kaisa waqt aaya hai, ruk si gyi sanse aur dil gabraya hai, har kisi ka akelapan door kiya humne, aur aaj humne khud ko hi akela paya hai.