1sardar ne cooker kharida, agle din wapes karne gaya, dukandar-q wapas kar rehe ho? sardar-gar mai 3-3 jawan ladkiya hai, aur ye sala sitiya baja reha hai.. i like sms - like: 1 - sms lengt
Camera man to a 6 year old kid:meri taraf deko beta is, camera se kabutar niklega.. kid: . . . . . . . . . . . . . tu... focus adjust kar, gawaron wali baatein na kar... facebook me dalni hai pic dhang se lena.. :p :d ;)
Don ko 11mulko ki police dund rahi hai..... kyu ki......... 11 mulko k logo ko ra.one k ticket k paisa wapas chahiye....
Harsh vardan malkin apni nokarani se; muje lgta hai ki tere malik ka, office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai. nokarani; nhi malkin aisa mat kho, malik mje dhoka nhi de sakte.
He is just a . . . . . . . . . . pronoun :d har time joke nahi hota kabhi kabhi hum info bhi detay hain :p
Iq test: char zero ek saat likho... likha?.......kaise?....... 0000 aise likha? galat ans he. correct ans "4017" ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya, sab paani me....!!
Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. mgr,zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota h. hakeem:imran hashmi (chummi wale)
True love. . . . . ek billi ne ek monkey ko i love you kaha. . monkey ne billi se kaha:- tumhe mujh se darr nahi lagta? . bill ne apni jeb me se hanuman ki photo nikali or monkey se boli:- . . tujh me rabb dikhtahai, yaara mai kya karu. . . . ..?
Pehla gadha; yaar me jis dhobhi ke ghar kaam karta hoon vo muje bahut marta hai. dusra gadha; tu bhag kyu nhi jata. pehla gadha; dhobhi ki 1 khoobsurat beti hai, vo sharati hai toh dhobhi kehta hai, ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se karva duga, bas yhi sochkr ruk jata hoon.
Chiti auto me baithi or 1 pair bahar rakha, driver=madam pair andar lelo, c-nai.., raste me hathi mile to laath marni h, kal sala aakh marke gya tha..!!
5 friends live in the same house .. their name are 'somebody-nobody-mad- fool-brain' one day , somebody kill nobody at that time , brain was in bathroom mad call police man! mad : hello , police man somebody killed nobody ! police man : are u mad ? mad : yes i'm mad! police man: don't u have brain?!! mad : no brain is in bathroom! police man : u fool ! mad : no sir , accully fool is busy in reading this msg :p
Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo, wah wah.. yu n kisike dilse khelo jab sms hi nahi karna hai, to phone bechkar radio hi lelo.