Sardar went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying sardar : wow! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver
Improve your g.k. 1. national sister- mamta banerjee 2. national girlfriend- sunny leone 3. national tension- salman khan's marriage 4. national bachelor- rahul gandhi 5. national dehshat- sequel of ra.one 6. national food- kasam 7. national struggler- abhishek bachchan 8. national judge- archana puran singh 9. national mom- sonia gandhi 10. national jamaai- robert vadra 11. national book- face book 12. national robot-manmohan singh 13. natonal bank- swiss bank 14. national god- sachin tendulkar 15. national show- comedy nights with kapil 16. national tiger- narendra modi 17: national time pass - whatsapp
One day, a boy goes to school. he enters the classroom, and his friend throws a ball of paper at him, hits his head shout: "whooo! head shots! so the boy turns around, picks up a book & smacks his friend on the face and yells: "bang! facebook!
6 things we can say in school: 1.im tired 2.im cold 3.i don't get it 4.i'm hungry 5.what time is it? 6.i want to go home
Pare 1:pre, what's your biggest fantasy? pare 2:to be kissed by someone in the rain. how about you? pare: to be that someone, pare.
3 stupid stages of life! teenage: have time + energy...but no money. working age: have money + energy...but no time. old age: have time + money...but no energy.
An elderly couple were in church. the wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "i just let out a long silent fart... what should i do?" the husband replied, "replace the batteries in your hearing aid."
Apple was going to make a smaller version of ipod touch for kids. until they realized that 'itouch kids' sounded really wrong and awkward.
An arab’s interview in u.s embassy consultant: “what is your name?” arab: “abdul aziz, sir” consultant: “sex?” arab: “six to ten times a week” consultant: “no no, i mean male or female?” arab: “both, male and female and sometimes even camels” consultant: “holy cow” arab: “yes, cows and dogs too” consultant: “man, isnt it hostile?” arab: “horse style, dog style, any style” consultant: “ohhh dear” arab: “deer? nop, they run too fast“
A bus full of ugly people met a fairy who gives them one wish each. the first said, “make me gorgeous!” and so the fairy did. the rest followed with the same wish. when the fairy came to the last person, he was laughing as he said his wish: “make them all ugly again!”
Its hard to sleep when you know how burdened your mind is... it is even harder going to sleep . . . . when you know there is left over pizza n ice cream in the fridge... ;) :d .
A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped.. biker: what are u doing? girl: committing suicide biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u girl : okk (after kissing) biker : woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide? girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl biker jumped off the bridge :d :d