On timeline-> boy 1: workin' out... at gym.. boy 2: gr8 dude... smile.png . . . on chat-> boy 2: kaha h bhai.. boy 1: bhai lpg gas khatam, line me laga hu
Boy to girl..,. dekho jaan... mana ki hum do mahine bad mil rahe hai.. . . . . . bhot pyar bhi umad raha hai . . . tum jo chaho kah lo. . . . . jo chaho kar lo . . . . . magar apne haath . . . mere gaalo par se hataa lo . .kyuki. . . . . . . . bhaad me gayi mohabbat tumhare haath bhot thande hai
Pappu girlfriend ko ghar le gaya sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardi . gf : bade romantic mood me lagte ho aaj to . . pappu : light off kar ke uske pass aaya aur bola.... . . romance ki bhuki wo sab chod . aur . . "dekh meri watch m light jalti hai.
One special surprise for you. please close your eyes. ok 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ghanta le le mera sale tune aankh hi band nahi kari…
Dosto main shayar to nahi par fir bhi koshish ki hai ek choti si ghazal likhne ki umeed karta hun aap logo ko meri ye choti si ki gayi koshish pasand aayegi. —————– ruthi hai wo thoda sa intezar karunga to aa hi jayegi, ziddi hai wo thoda sa manaunga to vo maan hi jayegi, mana ki bahut dukh deti hai vo, par akhir aa hi jayegi, takleef hogi kuch pal, par fir chain ki sans aa hi jayegi, kitna intezar kiya mene uska, ab to shayad aa hi jayegi, haath jod ke bahut dua ki, ab to dua kabool ho hi jayegi, aa hi gayi akhir vo aur mere dil ko thand pahuncha hi gayi, dosto girlfriend na samajh lena use, tatti mujhe aa hi gayi. ————– ab aap soch rahe honge ki mene esi ghatiya pakau ghazal kyu likhi? to yaro itna kahna chahunga ki jisko lagti hai na wahi jaane wali bat hai. aur ye ghalaz maine sach mein uske intezar mein dil se likhi hai heheheh.
Relationship status- subah se ladkiyon ke number pe miss call maar rha hu, shayad koi kareena mere miss call se patt jaaye. :| bcoz patale sainyya miss call se.
Perfect message: agr life mein kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye..! . . . to 2 mins. apni aankhen band karke..!! . . . socho ke... . . . iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye..!!!
Daku=tera nam.? lady=rita daku=rita meri bahan ka naam hai, jaa tuje maaf kiya. daku= aur tera.? santa= santa, par log pyar se muje rita kehte hai.
Baap: beta tum udas kyu ho.? beta: main aapko nahi bata sakta. baap: mujhe apna dost samjho. beta: kuchh nahi yaar, teri bhabhi naraz ho gyi hai.
A small joke one lady went to book stall for purchase book..... lady: do have the book named " girls are very inteligent" ? . shop keeper: . . . . . . . . . the comedy sesion is left side madam.......
Chhote: kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai.. bade: birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na.. chhote: wo kaise bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai.. chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain, bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise uddsakte hain chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddnahai ? bade: wo kaise ? chhote: road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega.. ha ha ha ! bade: bakwas band kar !