Pappu army join karne gaya.... gate-1.. tum army kyo join karna chahte ho? pappu- dusmano ke 6kke bnane ke liye. gate-2.. tera kad chhota he, tum andar nhi ja sakte. pappu- sir! kad kitna bhi chota ho, hoshla bada hona chahiye. gate-3.. tumhara chest kam he, tum ghar jao. pappu- maa kahti he- kisi kam ko karne ke liye body nhi, dil bada hona chahiye.
Ek softwear eng ki bw ko judwa bache huye, dono unka naam rakhne ke liye confuse ho rahe the "lambi behas ke baad final hua, "copy aur paste."
Suraj ke samne raat nahi hoti, sitaron se dil ki baat nahi hoti, jin doston ko hum dilse chahte hai, na jaane kyun unse roz mulakat nahi hoti !!
Sab log bus stop pe bus kaaaa wait kar rahe hote hai........ ek bhikari aata hai sab logo se do do rupye leta hai orr......... auto karke chla jata haiii.......!!!
3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha rhe the, . namak kam lga... . 1 bola "jo pehle bolega wo namak layega... . sb baithe rahe... . na koi bola, na kisi n khaya, . 3 din aise hi guzr gye, tino behosh ho gye... logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain.. jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to wo bola "oye me zinda hu" baki dono bole "chal beta namak le k aa
Pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta dost: aik larki hai b.com ki pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
Police: medam darwaja kholo aap ke pati truck ke niche aa kar papad ban gye hai, lady: to darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai, niche se sarka do.
Jab relationship me trust .. or smartphone pe net na hot toh .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . toh log game khelne lag jaate hai....
Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya . . . dukandar-- kitne kaa?? . santa-- 10 rs ka kar do . . dukandar-- 7 rs ka talktime milega.. . . . santa- koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..
Mera number change ho gaya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . underwear ka...... agar purana tujhe chahiye to le jana. pagal...sharmana mat.. tu dost hai apna. haq se maang
Ek ladka ek ladki ko dekh ke bola: " waah, kya maal hai.. . . . . ladki hansi aur boli: " maal to jhakkass hai.. . . . . . . par hai to tere jija ka na kaminey...