Ek din sagar ne nadi se pucha, kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare jal se? nadi ne hans kar kaha, jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak.
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge, nazar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, kashtiyan badalne ki zarurat nahi, dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge
Biwi ne shohar ka mobile dekha, phone book main ladkiyon k naam yun save the, . padosan ki bacchi, . new bacchi, . purani bacchi, . samney wali bacchi, . uper wali bacchi, . collage wali bacchi, . insurance wali bacchi, . hospital wali bacchi, . biwi ko excitment hua k mera no. kis naam se save ho ga? . biwi ne apna no. likh k dail kiya to likha hua tha, . "pagal ki bacchi"
Girl to teacher: ye pyar kya hota hai sir ?? . teacher: jab tum badi ho kar achi ladki banogi to tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega. . . girl: agar achi na bani to ? . . . teacher: to bahut saraye milenge
Aar ye fake i'd wale apni profile pic ese (badalte) badlti hai jese ki . . . (ye post ma bahne naa padhe...kyuki me bhot gusse me likh raha hu...). . . . . ha to me kya likh raha tha. . . . . . ha ..h yaad aya . . . ye fake i'd wale apni profile pic ese badalte (badalti ) jese. . . . jese ki . . . . . stay free ..
Ek din santa apne dost banta ko khushi se bata raha tha. santa: “mere ghar mein mera hi hukam chalta hai, main kahta hun garam paani leke aao to meri biwi le aati hai” banta: “garam paani hi kyun?” santa: “arey, garam paani se bartan achhi tarha dhulte hai na“
Golu:yaar, teri car purani dikh rahi hai, ise painting karwado. dholu:main bhi yahin soch raha tha. golu:chal, paas mei ek furnishing shop hai, waha le chal. dholu:pagal ho gaya hai kya, furnishing shop mei car painting kaun karega. golu:karega na. dholu:kaun golu:carpenter, hahahahah..
Santa to banta with all friends in garden santa:- udher mat ja bhai udher no entry likha hai yaar.. banta:- ha yaar garden to mast hai ladkiya bhi mast hai agar koi mil jaaye to maza aa jayega.. santa:- ha bhai thik bol raha hain. banta:- tu aisa kr kisi ladki ko le aa or uske sath romance kr.. or mai no entry board ko utha kr yaha pe laga dera hu koi aayega hi nhi...
Judge= kya tum kabhi jail gye ho.? . . . mujrim ( rote hue )= nahi saahab . . . judge: rote kyu ho, hum abhi bhijwa dete hai.
Ek sher by doctr: hum hai doctr waha, meri wife hai nurse waha, ye kaisa zulm shahna padta hai, muje apni wife ko hi sister kehna padta hai.
Santa iska english me anuvad kro. sadak pr goliya chal rhi thi. banta the tablates are walking on the road.
Sab log bus stop pe bus ka wait kar rahe hote hai............... ek bhikhari aata hai sab logo se do do rupaye leta hai ........... or auto karke chala jata hai........