Santa ko 500 aur 50 note chaapne ka tender mila. kanjoos santa ne kagaz bachane ke liye ek taraf 500 aur dusri taraf 50 ka note chhap diye.
Santa ko uski girlfriend ne sms kiya. "i miss you" santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur do ghante baad reply bheja "i mr. you"
Tum sada hanste raho. muskurate raho. khilkhilate raho. khush raho. sada gungunate raho. mera kya hai log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.
Santa: shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiye. salesman: plain me dikhau.? santa: nahi helicopter me dikha saale bandar ki aulad hume dekha nahi ki majak shuru.
Ek gareeb ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi, pandit: kaho me apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hu" . pichhe se aawaj aayi: "lo bechare ki cycle bhi gyi".
Jyotish ladke ke haat dekhkar bola: beta tum bahut padhoge. ladka: padh to main 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga.?
Jyotish=35 ki umar tak tumhare paas paisa nhi hoga aur tum dukhi rahoge santa=uske baad.? jyotish=phir tumhe aise jeene ki aadat pad jayegi.
Aaj ki taaza khabar.. santa ne apni sagai tod di, kyunki ladki kunwari thi santa bola= jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi huyi wo meri kya hogi.
Mere man me ek pyaas jagi hai, sanso me ek pal ki aag lagi hai, dil jalta ha bin tere har pal, lagta ha ese bukhar ke sath sardi bhi lagi hai.
Teacher= tum kal school kyu nahi aaye the.? santa= main bimaar tha. teacher= sach bol do main tumhe kuch nahi karungi. santa= bed pe let ke tv dekh raha tha.
Yeh sheeshe yeh sapne yeh dhage, kise kya khabar hai kahan toot jaye. mohhabat ke dariya main tinke waffa ke, na jane yeh kiss mod par doob jaye.
Gile shikwe na dil se laga lena, kabhi maan jana to kabhi manaa lena, kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho, jab mauka mile thoda has lena aur hasaa dena.