Santa walking on road samne gobar pada tha, santa ne jhuk kar ungli dal kar taste kiya aur bola: "ohh ye to gobar hai, shukr hai mera pair nahi pada."
Ek pathan poori zindagi, sochta raha, sochta raha, sochta raha, aur sochte-sochte mar gaya, ke agar meri bahan ke 3 bhai hai to mere 2 kyun hai?
Interviewer - do you have a gf ? me - no . . . . . . . . interviewer - bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega. me -faints pnechoww shareef bnke bhi naukri nhi mili.
Kuch ladke ladkiyon ka ghar dekhne ke liye unka peecha to aise karte hain jaise shaam ko baraat leke jaenge udhar
Ek kanjus ki shadi me baar-baar pani pesh kia jara tha, santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "bhai, biryani milegi kya.? pani gale me atak gya hai"
Ek aadmi ki maut ke baad uska dost uski bw ke paas aaya aur bola= kya me uski jagah le skta hu.? bw= muje koi aitraz nahi qabrastan walo se puchh lo.
Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha, aurat= dekhta kya he teri maa ki umr ki hu santa= to main bhi apne baap ke liye hi dhund raha hu.
Santa ka baap uk se aaya. baap= teri maa kaha hai.? santa= mar gyi. baap= tune muje batayaa kyu nahi.? santa= socha surprise dunga.
Ek baar ek ladka bhag kr gya aur ek ladki se bola= mai aapse dosti karna chahta hu, ladki boli= "teri-meri dusmni kab thi mere bhai.?"
Santa ka jab antim samay aaya aur aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha: aap bataye ki apko hum jalaye ya dafnaye.? santa: mujh se mat pochho surprise dena.
Wo kiya jaanay mere dil pe kiya guzri us waqt, "aey dosto" jab us ne meri tarf dekha aur muskura ke boli: "bhai shaahab "phoosi" aap ne maari hai.?"
Santa ko 500 aur 50 note chaapne ka tender mila. kanjoos santa ne kagaz bachane ke liye ek taraf 500 aur dusri taraf 50 ka note chhap diye.