Santa ke bete ki roti par se chuha guzar gya son: muje ye roti nahi khaani. santa: khaa le putar chuhe ne kaun si chapal pehan rakhi thi.
Aapko dekhar aati hai baharein aapko dekhkar chhate hai sitare aap hi ko dekhkar khil jate hai phool lagta hai aapko banane mein nahi hui rab se thodi si bhi bhool.
Sheese ka tha dil mera pathar ka zamana tha. chot lagi yesi dil toot hi jaana tha. dil toot gaya. anjaam mila mujhko ye ankh ladai ka. ab jine nahi dega ye dard judai ka. ye dard diya jisne mera yaar purana tha. chot lagi yesi dil toot hi jaana tha.
Santa: muje patni ka hath bantana hai chutti chahiye. boss: nahi milegi santa: shukriya, janta tha aisi musibat ke samay aap hi meri madad karenge.
Santa apni aniversary par patni ke liye gulab ka phool lekar gya. patni: muje ye nahi chaiye koi sone ki cheez do. santa: ye le takiya, so jaa.
Doctor to santa: aap ki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai.. santa pehle to bohat roya phir aansu ponchte huwe . . . . . . . . kitne number se ?
Santa ne zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chhor diya officer: tumne sher ka pinjra lock kyo nahi kiya.? santa: sir itne khofnack jaanwar ko kon chori karega.?
Santa bache ki report lene hospital gya, report bohat kharab thi. santa bache se bola: oye school te school tenu ethey bhi meri izatda koi kheyal nahi.
Aaj ka tapmaan 47 degrees hai, sabhi ladkiyo ko chetavni di jaati hai ki, apni apni bra mein baraf daal le, doodh fatne ki sambhavna hai.:
Ak admi subah nend se uta aur sath mein ak kauye bhi jag kar uta, to us admi ne socha aj mera din karab jayega kyu ki kauye bure paksi hai! to usne kauye ko sath sath jaan se mar diya, aur baad mein uske wife ne10b kaha ki bure to ap hai kyu ki usne subah subah ut kar apko deka isliye apna jaan gaoyana pada!!!
Tujhse mila to aaysa laga koi aapna mil gaya.... haar dua mai tera sath manga tha.... peheli dua mai tera pyar manga tha.... ankhri dua mai tere muskurahat barkarar rehene ka salamati manga tha....
Pinku joke...... (pinku doctor ke pass gya) pinku: doctor muze rat me ajib ajib sapne aate hai, mere sapne me bandar footboll khelte hai....! doctor: ye davai lo sapne aane band ho jayenge.! pinku : likn mai davai khal khaunga.. doctor: q pinku: aaj unka fainal hai.......!