Two students wer caught naked having sex in a classroom janitor: aha! violating school rules! boy: wat rule?? janitor: (thinking) not wearing uniform!!! hahaha
A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like.. d boy replied: "you look like a god." d fat lady smiled.. giggled and blushed then asked" clung god? aphrodite? venus? who? d boy looked deeply in her eyes.. touched her belly and said.. "buddah"..
I was planning to kill the most beautiful, & charming girl on earth den i realized shud i kill myself? wat a big sin to do ds thing!
A lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her finger in2 barman's mouth. barman: lustly kisses & lick each finger. lady says: tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!
A nun rides a taxi. taxi driver: sister it s always my dream 2 kiss a nun. can u grant my wish? nun: ok but 1st u shud b catholic & 2nd u have 2b single. taxi driver: i am both catholic & still single. so d nun fulfils d taxi drver's fantasy & kisses him. taxi driver: thank u sister bt i must confess..i lied 2 u.. i am married & i'm a muslim. nun: dats ok...i'm on my way 2 a costume party & my real name s boyet.
Love can remove fears love can remove doubts love can remove worries and love can remove underwear too. so be careful..=)
Tru bravery is to arrive home.. fully drunk.. a later night out.. & mom waiting with a broom in hand then u asked, "hey mom, still cleaning?
Galileo: great mind. einstein: genius mind. newton: xtra ordinary mind. bill gates: brilliant mind. me? nvermind, as long as im cute, i don't mind(--,)
Sardar ne makkhi k pankh tod k kaha; udd ja, but makkhi nhi udi, sardar ne kaha:-to ye proof huwa ki makhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to wo sun nhi sakti. . .
Mom: beta haath jal gaya, toothpaste lana . . . . kapil: no, maa. . . . . . . mere toothpaste me namak hai. duniya wale kahenge bete ne jale pe namak chidaka...
I am police officer you are under arrest bcoz jitne pyare aap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm hai. is liye apako dil ki jail mein umar bhar dosti ki saza di jati hai.
The most common line by a teacher to their student . . . . . . . . . . "homework karna bhool gaye !!!!! khana khana bhooltay ho?"