Din mai karoge to sust rehoge, raat mai karoge to chust rehoge, roj karoge to khus rehoge, din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge.. what ?? . . sms yar.
Boy-dad aap ne promise kiya tha ki mujhe malika sharawat se milawo ge? dad-beta agar teri promise ko pura kiya to, teri mummy ka bi promise pura karna padega, ki teri ko imran hasmi se milana padega! beta bhul ja meri promise ko....
Us waqt meri dhadkane ruk gayi, ae dost! jab light chali gayi aur kaamwali baai ne kaha, "what the hell is this..!"
Ek baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the! ship dubi nahi firbi sab mar gaye ! kaise ? bich samunder me ship bigad gy thi, sale dhakka dene utar gaye...
Mayawati came 2 lalu's house vd an elephant, lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho..?? mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai. lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
Air inda air hostess passenger se: app khana khayenge? passenger : choices kia kia hai? . . air hostess: yes or no
Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi, jara jara touch me touch me touch me, tabhi ek ladka jake usko touch kar diya, aur bola himmat hai to aage gake dikha.
Sonia to anna- "aap har baar anshan pe kyun chale jaate ho?" anna- "kya karun oh ladies, main hoon aadat se majboor"
Tumhari biwi ke pet me mera haa mera mera . . mera . . bhatija hone wala he ... sale shak kar raha he muj per...
Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend ke phone se, apne phone par ghanti marni chahi, ye janne ke liye ki uska name kya add kiya hua h, janu ya darling. lekin phone me likha hua aya-murgi no.4.
Sarafat ki misal -ek ladki ka gang rap ho rha tha, aur ladki chila chila kar ek hi bat bol rhi thi, kutto, kamino koi to c*nd*m lagao, vrna sab ko aids ho jayegag..