Teacher: can anybody give an example of coincidence? student: sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
Aftr robbing d bank, robber 2 clerk: did u see me robbing? clerk: yes. robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: did u? 2nd clerk: no, but my wife saw u! :d
A boy goes to a strip club. his mom gets angry & asks him: did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? boy: yes, i saw dad!
How do u recognize a sardar in school: he is one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Rich man: today i have 14 cars, 15 hotels, 8 farmhouses, crores of bank-balance..and wat do u have? poor man:i hav a son and his girl friend is ur daughter.
Man : u cheated me. shopkeeper : no, i sold a good radio to u. man : radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is ‘all india radio! ‘
Sardar went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying sardar : wow! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver
Improve your g.k. 1. national sister- mamta banerjee 2. national girlfriend- sunny leone 3. national tension- salman khan's marriage 4. national bachelor- rahul gandhi 5. national dehshat- sequel of ra.one 6. national food- kasam 7. national struggler- abhishek bachchan 8. national judge- archana puran singh 9. national mom- sonia gandhi 10. national jamaai- robert vadra 11. national book- face book 12. national robot-manmohan singh 13. natonal bank- swiss bank 14. national god- sachin tendulkar 15. national show- comedy nights with kapil 16. national tiger- narendra modi 17: national time pass - whatsapp
One day, a boy goes to school. he enters the classroom, and his friend throws a ball of paper at him, hits his head shout: "whooo! head shots! so the boy turns around, picks up a book & smacks his friend on the face and yells: "bang! facebook!
6 things we can say in school: 1.im tired 2.im cold 3.i don't get it 4.i'm hungry 5.what time is it? 6.i want to go home
Pare 1:pre, what's your biggest fantasy? pare 2:to be kissed by someone in the rain. how about you? pare: to be that someone, pare.
3 stupid stages of life! teenage: have time + energy...but no money. working age: have money + energy...but no time. old age: have time + money...but no energy.