In a class, mam-bachho u have 2 write an essay on my teacher., after 5 minuts a child stood up & asked- mam mast chamiya ko englis me kya kahte hai?..-
Sum 1 asked god- jab nasib me pehle hi sab likh, diya gaya hai to dua q kare? god smiled & said- ho sakta hai maine nasib me likha ho ke! as u wish
'oye' kya samajte ho apne aap ko? message bhej warna teri? m ma maa maaa maaaa maaaaa maaaaaa maaaaaaa maaaaaaarzi yaar! mat bhej koi zabardsti thodi he..;-(
Obama 2 amitab-how r u? amitab- bas kabhi khusi kabhi gum. amitab- or aap kse h? obama- wahi kabi gola kabi bom..
Frndshp is a sea n frnds r fishes, u r my goldn fish, i'll keep u safe in my heart bt if u try 2go away-god promise. pani se nikal kar billi ko khila dunga!!
Dil aur duniya me sirf itna farq hai ki, is duniya me bahut log rehte hai. aur is dil me sirf aap ki 'bhabi' rahegi har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo yar....
Dosti karli tumse sochne k bad, ab kisiko dekhna nahi tume dekhne k bad, dunia chhod denge tume chhodne k bad, khuda maf kare itna jhut bolne k bad.
Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya. bivi: ye kia kar rahe ho? mistri: mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai, k surakh kahan hy!
Tum chaho "dil" de denge. "dhadkan" chaho de denge. "jiger" chaho de denge. "jaan" chaho wo bi de sakta hoon.... qki in 4"film" ki cd mere pas hai.
"jo" aur "wo" best friend the. 1 din "jo" ne darawni film dekhi per "wo" mar gaya.. ab batawo "wo" kyo mara. ? ? kyonki "jo" dar gaya "wo" mar gaya..
Life has so much 2 teach us. 1famous chinese poet said: "shingya chi chungo itima shin, shun una ping ching myan" really touching na..? mere to ansu hi aa gaye..
1 luhar ki biwi ko 101 ladkiyan thi, media wale unke gar paunch gaya repoter: behan ji kya ye 101 ladkiyan aapki hai.. aurat :-nhi 100 sunar ki 1 luhar ki..!!!