Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? . . . . . . . . smart answer: mere pass "aur bhi kaam hain."
Depresion of a single boy- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka loyality test hi karwa le kam se kam 5din k liye koi to milegi.
Boy sends friend request to girl on facebook :- girl :- kaunn ho tum ? boy :- hasrat tumhari. girl :- chahte kya ho ? boy : mohhabat tumhari. girl:- pachtaoge tum. boy :- kismat hamari. girl :- married hoon main. boy: to status single se hata manhoos naari.
Facebook ki sweet, princess, angel , pari , doll , queen, stylo ,cuty, cat . . . . . . . . . . . . . ghar me dhyaan se bartan saaf karnaa d
Jab “ladki” facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge” . . . zara socho yaar.. ?? . . are yaar bahot simple hai . uske wall pe likh do.. . oye mere inbox me “i luv u”kyu bheja..??
Kaash facebook pe ek option”add as girl friend” . . . . . saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon ki kami hai
Ladkiya facebook pe itna bhav kyo khaati hai? . . . . . . . kyoki . . . . . . reality me koi bhav nahi deta
Getting blocked by your gf/bf on facebook is like . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . electronic divorce..!!:-(
Ager india ka population ghatana he to ladke ye 4 chize kare. . . . . . 1-ladki ko fb pe request send mat kro 2-facebook pe ladkio ki photo pe no like no comment 3-online dikhe to msg mat kro. :-x 4-sbse jaruri msg ka reply mat kro ager 70% fb boys aisa krege to 2 din me 30% ladkia sadme me ake suicide kr leg
Ek ladki ne mujhse kaha ki”aap bohot achi post karte ho” . . maine kaha to fir tum like kyu nhi krti ho?? . . wo boli- nhi main to aapki har post 2-2 baar like krti hun . . ab aap hi batao…kaun samjhay in ladkiyon ko. :-d
That happiest moment on facebook .. . . . . . . . . . . . when you are fighting on some one status and your friends support you by liking ur comments