10% boys chat only with girls on facebook . . . . . . . . . . . other 90% boys are chat with . . fake accounts…:p :o
G.f – kya bat h ? aaj kal meri yad ni ati.. ? . . . . . . . b.f – jb se fb chalana suru kiya , tab se rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti , tu kya ghanta yad rhegi.. :-d :-p :-d
Aj ke bacche teacher:” where is your home work…?? . . . . . . student:” sir i uploaded it last night on facebook and i tagged you..
Aashiqui .. song created tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa.. . . apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa.. . . apna tu phone number bata de, call lagau main yaa naaaa.. . . khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa naa.. . . . itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko… ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de.. koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa.. … :-) ;-)
What is willpower :: it is when you see 30 notification, 20 grls msgs and 10 items requests…..:o . . . .. . . . . . . . . . and still you click “logout”and”stu dy”… :p
Special request for girls . . . . . kripya facebook pe apne name kay aage “angel, princess,sweet, lovely…”etc. naa likha karo . . . . kyuki aap logo ki shakal dekhne ke baad ladko ka princess aur angels par se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai
Funny sms for facebook- arz kiya he.. jo kehti thi tujhe dil me lock kar diya jo kehti thi tujhe dil me lock kardiya . . . aaj usi ne facebook pe block kar diya..
Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. mene puchha: do i knw u? . usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, english nhi aati, hindi me bolo :-p :-)
Train me… 1aadmi: bhai is borey par baith jaun? 2nd: nhi tarbuz foot jayenge., 1st: acha to isme tarbuz hai? 2nd: nahi isme keel hai.. tarbuz to apke footenge =))
Getting blocked by your spouse on facebook, bbm & watsapp is like “electronic divorce”……..>=) :p *nerd* =d =))
People who propose on confession pages on fb are the same ones who write “roshni, i love you” on bathroom walls!! :p