Son to his mom: mom you know na, i love you a lot. but sorry mom, i can't accept your friend request on facebook.
Warning that should be placed at every offices/malls.. in case of fire.. exit building before updating a status on facebook about it
Technologies impact: a dad email “hi son, how are you? your mom and me are fine.. we miss you a lot… so, please logoff your facebook and come down to have a cup of coffee
Ram changed his relationship status to married. lakshman & sita like this. ravan kidnapped sita. lanka’s people like this. ram commented on ravan’s kidnap of sita: dude, u’re so dead! x-( hanuman likes this comment. hanuman burns ravan’s lanka. ram & sita like this. ram commented: well done, bro!! ram updated his status (via fb mobile): on my way to battle wid ravan. may the force be with me! lakshman, sita & hanuman like this. sita commented: come on, hubby! i’m counting on you! ravan also commented: dude, bring it on!!
Girls status on facebook:: “feeling sad..” 951 comments. boys status message:: “going to die” 3likes and 1 comment which reads “dude give me your bike and die”
What is facebook ? . . . it’s a place where boy posts joke, gets no response… and if girl posts the same she gets 150 likes, 300 comments
Height of facebook update- a man wrote - suhagraat hai ghunghat utha rha hu main.... after few minutes.. 75 like & 1 comment- bhai update karte rehna, hum online he hai...
If animals have facebook..... these are most likely to be their status updates! cockroach: "managed to skip from some one?s foot step.. man, i lead a dangerous lifestyle!" cat: "my 7th child is asking who is her dad. what shall i tell her??, i don?t even remember" mosquito: "i am hiv positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :( pig: "oh gosh they throw the gossips that i am spreading flu?wtf!! " goat : "friends, don?t go out, eid is coming soon" chicken: "if tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means i'm being served at kfc"
Having a smile on ur face is a gud compliment to life but putting a smile on other's face by ur efforts is the best compliment 2life...