If Facebook gets banned, we'll see people roaming in the streets with their picture in their hands crying and screaming: DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?
Dance like no one's around; Sing like no one's listening; Eat like no one's watching; Like even if you're not on Facebook; And Tweet like no one's following!
Dear Facebook, You keep suggesting people to me as friends; but then you get all concerned and ask me, "how I know them?" You can't be the PIMP and the COP, too!
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met; And Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ
The three most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agreed to the "Terms of Service". 2. Status: Offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18.