What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status!
Facebook is like a refrigerator. One opens it every few minutes just to see if there's anything new and usually there's not!
Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
Soon Christian weddings will be performed like this: Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married? Boy: Yes! Girl: Yes! Priest: Congrats! You are now husband and wife. You may now Poke the bride. And please don't forget to Tag me in the wedding pics.
Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt. So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs, you can safely blame it on Facebook.
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably 'Unfriend' me!