Facebook Jokes

Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

Who says, "One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?"
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I did it many a time.

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Dear Facebook,
You're becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it, you're going to end up like me.
Sincerely,
MySpace.

Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

Google took my memory. Twitter my friends and now spell check is busy fucking my spellings!

Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.

If U fail in LIFE then FACEBOOK is the best place to write motivating messages.

Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook, one should always test it on one's wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, you know it has potential.

The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Julius Caesar

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about "PERMANENT ADDRESS", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!