Facebook Jokes

If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!

Facebook Tip:
Never Delete/Block your ex flames;
Let them know that you're better off without them!

Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Priscilla Chan changes her status from 'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!

Always wake up early. It gives you fresh ideas. Share them with your FaceBook friends and go to sleep!

Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!

Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.

Whatever happens, happens for the best
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on Facebook!

Studies show that friends who like "My Posts" have an above average IQ!

Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.

I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.