God does not have a Blackberry but He is my favourite contact. He does not have Facebook but He is my favourite friend & He does not have Twitter but I follow Him.
In the next 20-30 years, one of the hardest things for kids will be to find a screen name on Gmail, FaceBook, Twitter, et al., that hasn`t already been taken.
Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Youtube without videos, FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results.
Just before hanging the convict, the judge askd the prisoner, "Any last wish?" Convict: Yes, I want to update my Facebook status as 'Dead'.
Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can on FaceBook.
Why do people say to me, "You're always on FaceBook?" How do they know exactly? Could it be because they are too?
I don't always have a cool FaceBook status. But when I do, some relative of mine ruins it with a lame comment.