Notice on a Public Building: In case of fire, exit the building b4 Tweeting about it or putting it on the wall.
Facebook keeps suggesting me: 'FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW'. But when I try adding someone, it says, 'Do YOU KNOW HIM?' Isn't it height of non-sense!
I failed my driver`s test. The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?` I said, `I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook`.
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you're nothing! Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to UNSTABLE.